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the Pizza word

on the Hout Bay Organized Facebook page (more than 7700 members) we asked to swap a word from a famous phrase/quote with the word PIZZA.

we recived an incredible numbers of replies, here they are:
“I did not have sexual relations with that PIZZA” Bill Clinton

No my lady, I did not kill my pizza (Oscar Pistorius)

The journey of a thousand miles begin with a single PIZZA

“I have a PIZZA” Martin Luther King

“Better to have PIZZA and lost, than to never have PIZZA at all!” St Augustine

PIZZA is the most most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world – Madiba

Don`t touch me on my PIZZA

When hungry, eat your PIZZA; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. – Lin Chi

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the PiZZA”

The electricity crisis with Eskom is due to PIZZA’ Jacob Zuma

Jou Ma Se PIZZA!!

Small minds discuss people; average minds discuss events; big minds discuss PIZZA. – Eleanor Roosevelt

I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my Pizza

Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, “what are you doing for Pizza” MLK

Pay back the Pizza

Go ahead make my PIZZA punk

Houston, we have a PIZZA. Apollo 13

Madam, I will be sober in the morning but you will still be pizza.

Give a girl the right PIZZA and she can conquer the world – Marylin Monroe

I’ll be Pizza – Arnie Schwartznegger

“Be happy for this moment. This moment is your pizza”

Ask not what your pizza can do for you; but what you can do for your pizza

I see Pizza people.

Dont cry becuase its over; cry because pizza happened

Mama always said life was like a Pizza… you never know what you’re gonna get

You wanna PIZZA me?

“Each of us is an artist of our days; the greater our integrity and awareness, the more original and creative our PIZZA will become.”
― John O’Donohue, To Bless the Space Between Us: A Book of Blessings

Luke! I am your PIZZA

We shall defend our PIZZA, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

You had me at ‘pizza’. Jerry Maguire

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your pizza

So much pizza, so little time.

You wanna ‘pizza’ me? (You want a piece of me?)

A room without pizza is like a body without a soul.

That is one small Pizza for a man, one giant leap for mankind-Neil Armstrong

“The path of the righteous PIZZA is beset by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men” -Pulp Fiction.

“This above all ; to thine own pizza be true”. Apology to William Shakespeare

Pay back the pizza – EFF

Keep calm and eat a PIZZA

Je suis pizza

I love the smell of Pizza in the morning.

“Good PIZZA, good PIZZA! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good PIZZA till it be morrow.” ~ The Bard *adapted for pizza purposes*

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her PIZZA away…..

They may take our lives but they can never take our Pizza! (bravheart)

Pizza pizza where art thou pizza

Too many cooks spoil the pizza

Many hands make light pizza

Go ahead….make my pizza

Put your pizza where your mouth is..

In the end we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the PIZZA of our friends – Martin Luther King

Tomorrow’s another pizza

We choose to go to the pizza in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are pizza – JFK

A pizza a day keeps the doctor away

God, grant me the serenity to accept the pizza I cannot change, The courage to change the pizza I can. And the wisdom to know the pizza. – (pizza prayer)

Let them eat PIZZA – Marie Antionette

PIZZA la vista Baby!

Insanity: eating pizza over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein

Pizza, Pizza, wherefore art thou Pizza?


Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one’s weakness. It is better in prayer to have a Pizza without words than words without a Pizza – Mahatma Gandhi

” They may take our lives” , but they never take our Pizza”! William Wallace

Here’s looking at you, ‘Pizza’ – Casablanca 1942 Film

Jules: “You read the Bible, Brett?” Brett: “Yes!” Jules: “Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of taste buds and the tyranny of Hunger. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of Hout Bay toward Massimo’s, for he is truly his brother’s keeper, and the finder of good food. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to keep my brothers from Massimo’s Pizza. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!” – With apologies to Jules, Pulp Fiction and Ezekiel

“Smith and Wesson” and Pizza, go ahead make my day” Clint Eastwood, from the movie sudden impact.

“Life without pizza, is no life at all”. ― Leonardo da Vinci

I may be drunk Miss, but in the morning I will be eating pizza & you will still be ugly: Winston Churchill

“Without pizza, life would be a mistake.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

May the pizza be with you. – Star Wars

It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy without pizza – Marilyn Monroe

I don’t initiate violence, I eat pizza – Chuck Norris

Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than pizza ― Candace Bushnell, Sex and the City

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I’ll return to eating pizza – Grace Kelly

The first rule of pizza club is we eat pizza

Money wont creat success, the freedom of eating pizza will – Mandela

Pizza is in the air

With great pizza comes great responsibility- ben parker (spidermans uncle)

THIS IS PIZZA! – Leonidas 300

May the pizza be with you – Han Solo, Star Wars

A long walk to pizza

Tgip ( thank goodness its pizza)

One good PIZzA deserves another

A pizza, a pizza, my kingdom for a pizza. Apologies to W.Shakespeare

The only source of knowledge is eating pizza – Albert Einstein

Keep calm & eat pizza

Let them eat PIZZA! – Marie Antoinette

Your country needs PIZZA! – Wartime recruitment poster

Everything should be made as simple as possible but not pizza. Albert Einstein

And the most beautiful building goes to “The leaning tower of PIZZA”

“Go ahead (punk), make my PIZZA”. Dirty Harry

It’s all about the BASE (the pizza base)

“Made it, ma! Top of the PIZZA” James Cagney, White Heat (1949).

Where there is a will there is a PIZZA

Age cannot wither TRACY, nor custom stale PIZZA’s infinite variety; Other PIZZAS cloy the appetites they feed, But MASSIMO makes hungry where most he satisfies. – Antony and Cleopatra

Please Sir, I want some pizza… Oliver Twist

Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by PIZZA (change) Jim Rohn

Massimos, probably the best pizza in the world. Carlsberg advert.

Don’t touch me on my PIZZA – South African TV Presenter

Stop…pizza time! (Hammer time)

If you’re happy and you know it eat some pizza!

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore!

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the size of their pizzas, but by the choices of toppings. -Martin Luther King Jr

Eat pizza as if you were to die tomorrow. …Mahatma Gandhi


Once a pizza always a pizza!

No one puts pizza in a corner – Dirty Dancing

If you can’t beat pizza then join them

No matter what people tell you, pizza can change the world – Robin Williams

Where there is love there is pizza – Gandhi

Message in a pizza – Sting

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing by can be done without hope & pizza – Helen Keller

We shall never know what good a simple pizza can do – Mother Theresa

I can’t dance, I can’t talk. The only thing about me is the way I eat pizza. – Genesis

Don’t pizza me off!

“The way you think, the way you behave, the way you eat pizza, can influence your life by 30 to 50 years.” – Deepak Chopra

To eat pizza, or not to eat pizza, that is the question- Shakespeare (hint: pizza, choose the pizza!)

Dare to love yourself as if you were a rainbow with pizza at both ends……Aberjhani

Houston, we have a pizza – Apollo 13

I owe my body to pizza. Sophia Loren

Confucious said…man has reason to feel down if wife has small pizza’s

Pizza is silent poetry…Simonides

A Pizza, a Pizza, my Kingdom for a Pizza!

All you need is pizza, pizza. Pizza is all you need…

The Good, The Bad, and The Pizza.

I pizza, therefore I am…

And God said, “Let there be pizza,” and there was pizza. God saw that the pizza was good.

“PIZZA’S arrival in Cape Town was the beginning of all South Africa’s problems”. Jacob Showerhead Zuma January 2015

A long time ago, in a pizza far, far away….Star Wars

I have a pizza ..MLK

Pizza is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. (Mandela)

To deny people their pizza is to challenge their very humanity. (Mandela)

“There is no PIZZA crisis”. Eskom.


We are what we think. All that we are with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the pizza – Buddha

“Education is important, but eating pizza is more important”

The best thing to hold onto in life is PIZZA. – Audrey Hepburn

One for all and all for pizza

If you don’t behave now you’re gonna get a pizza. Quote: my Mom

The best revenge is a massive pizza……Frank Sinatra

Stop! In the name of PIZZA. – The Supremes

Go to work on a pizza

Or course I love Pizza and I will respect you in the morning

The PIZZA’s in the post!

You give me PIZZA -When you kiss me -PIZZA when you hold me tight – PIZZA! in the morning -PIZZA all through the night – (Fever) Peggy Lee

She works hard for the PIZZA – So hard for it, honey – She works hard for the PIZZA -So you better treat her right – Donna Summer

Mamma PIZZA, here I go again – My my, how can I resist you? – Mamma PIZZA, does it show again
My my, just how much I’ve missed you? – ABBA

Welcome to TELKOM’s customer service help line. You are the 6549th in the que. A PIZZA will be with you shortly

The best thing since sliced pizza..

Give that man a pizza

Vote early and vote pizza – Al Capone

Pizza for dummies

When you are different the whole world is different. It is not a question of creating a different world. It is only a question of creating a different pizza – Osho

I don’t get out of bed for less than a pizza a day – Linda Evangelists

I’m just like anyone. I cut and so bleed. And I eat pizza – Michael Jackson

In the end, it’s not the years in you life that counts. It’s the pizza in the years.. Abraham Lincoln

It’s not what you do once in a while; it’s what you do on a daily PIZzA that makes the difference.. zig ziglar

The Beatles saved the world from pizza – George Harrison

And the winner was:

“This above all ; to thine own pizza be true”. Apology to William Shakespeare

(the winner, Mr Michael Franklin, won a Tricolore pizza!) 

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